Chiara
03-10-2009, 05:44 PM
this evening 22.30, at the ER:
Me: i came here because i dislocated my clavicle
orthopedic: well, you're clavicle and shoulder is perfect, maybe it could be muscular pain, did you do any strange sport? it could also be psychosomatic pain.
m.: no, i'm not lying, i tell you there's something wrong!
orth: we'll make the xrays anyway, so that you're happy
me:right
(after a hour: x rays)
nurse: come in, the medical report is here
doctor: well, you're clavicle is broken
me:WHAT???
doc:yes, it is broken. were you at school when you fell?
me:i did not fell!
doc:you did what?
me:i laughed.
doc:you what?
me:i laughed, i said.
doc:you broke your clavicle laughing????
me:i ask myself too
(orthopedics comes in)
ort:here we are, everything's ok, right?
doc:she broke her clavicle laughing.
ort: you kidding me???
doc: no way
they both looking at me with those wide eyes O.O
i don't know how the hell i broke it, guys.
the only thing i know is that it hurts quite a lot.
Me: i came here because i dislocated my clavicle
orthopedic: well, you're clavicle and shoulder is perfect, maybe it could be muscular pain, did you do any strange sport? it could also be psychosomatic pain.
m.: no, i'm not lying, i tell you there's something wrong!
orth: we'll make the xrays anyway, so that you're happy
me:right
(after a hour: x rays)
nurse: come in, the medical report is here
doctor: well, you're clavicle is broken
me:WHAT???
doc:yes, it is broken. were you at school when you fell?
me:i did not fell!
doc:you did what?
me:i laughed.
doc:you what?
me:i laughed, i said.
doc:you broke your clavicle laughing????
me:i ask myself too
(orthopedics comes in)
ort:here we are, everything's ok, right?
doc:she broke her clavicle laughing.
ort: you kidding me???
doc: no way
they both looking at me with those wide eyes O.O
i don't know how the hell i broke it, guys.
the only thing i know is that it hurts quite a lot.